Meet The Team
Cassie Saines
Founder, CEO & Head Cat-HerderEqual parts visionary, problem solver, and snack-negotiator, Cassie blazes the trail through the creative brush and somehow keeps the expedition moving amidst chaotic calendar invites and impromptu floor patrols. She believes great digital work requires deep roots, good humor, and an unapologetic love for woodland magic.
Maggie
Chief Truffle Sniffer The nose of the operation. Maggie specializes in rapid-fire stick deconstruction, unauthorized excavation projects, and soaking up sunshine. A dedicated outdoor enthusiast, she brings boundless optimism, floppy-eared enthusiasm, and serious work-life balance advice to the whole crew.
Chief Financial Officer & & VP of Domestic Operations
Alex Saines
Responsible for hauling in the primary economic harvest, Alex oversees family financial security with unmatched pragmatic discipline. His operational portfolio includes pantry resource allocation, relentless crumb mitigation, and ensuring headquarters remains stable through every season. The true bedrock of the camp, keeping domestic operations thriving while everyone else tracks digital spores.
Sir Didymus
Director of Human Resources
The best-dressed executive in the company. Sir Didymus specializes in unblinking performance reviews, keyboard sitting during active client deadlines, and reminding the team that his time is vastly more valuable than yours. He has never lost an argument and never approves PTO.
Mr. Saines
Office Manager
Bringing big-engine energy and strict floor-level oversight to daily operations, Mr. Saines keeps the entire company on its toes. When he isn’t managing the digital infrastructure on his tablet or orchestrating high-stakes monster truck rallies across the carpet, he’s actively enforcing mandatory recess policies and keeping the executive team in line. Loud, creative, and completely in charge.
Orla
VP of Heat Seeking & Boundary Dissolution
A senior partner with 15+ years of strategic oversight, Orla spearheads internal thermodynamic optimization and aggressive zero-distance interfacing. Operating under a strict open-lap policy, she bypasses standard personal space protocols to insert her cold, wet, nose precisely between your eyes and any active monitor. Her ongoing quarterly deliverables include thermal baseboard audits, high-friction cheek-rub audits, and completely dismantling productivity in the name of mandatory team affection.
Ms. Saines
Chief Chaos Coordinator
Ms. Saines commands the events committee with boundless charisma, zero patience for red tape, and an aggressively autonomous management style. Specializing in off-trail expeditions, unprompted mud audits, and taking the entire team completely off the beaten path without consulting the board, she brings wildflower energy to daily operations. Exceptionally friendly, but do not try to micromanage her foraging route.
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